50-shades-of-das-gay:

I M LAUGHING SO HARD

THIS WAS SOMEBODIES TITLE OF THEIR BLOG AND GOOGLE CHROME 

I JSUT

GOOGLE NO

STOp

bombliate:

started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Me:

My friend:

Me:

17freddycrab:

When I was

A young boy

My father

Took me into the city

To see a marching band

tiny-yeast-farts:

id be fuckin dead what the hell do you expect me to do a fuckin backflip

john-waynes-gun:

secretlivesobviouslies:

The 13 Creepiest Things a Child Has Ever Said to It’s Parents

The 3rd one. Omg

Fucking nope.

insidethevalley:

the cheese always falls off the top shelf if i open the door too fast

certainwordsuncertaintimes:

I can’t tell if Amanda Bynes is really in need of help, or if she is pulling off the most amazing and fully committed Amanda show skit of her life

wwonderful:

sexuality is so dumb why does it even matter who you like no one is gonna like you back anyways

the-laughing-cactus:

the-laughing-cactus:

the-laughing-cactus:

the-laughing-cactus:

what did the mommy giraffe say to the baby giraffe?

gossipquirrell:

you know how sometimes apples are just ok but then you bite into a really fresh juicy one and you’re like YOOOOOOOOO

officialdogblog:

saying something stupid in front of someone you like and literally seeing any possible interest they have in you disappear right in front of your eyes

kitchikishangout:

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST RETARDED WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

necrophilic:

when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’